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Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Joke of the Day

Clinton vows to block bill criminalizing illegal immigrants

Going to block the bill CRIMINALIZING illegal immigrants.

Imagine, we need to pass a LAW which criminalizes the act of ILLEGAL immigration. Something that is illegal in the first place.

Illegal immigrants come into the US ILLEGALLY. We need to quit being PC with stupidity of words like "undocumented immigrants". They are in the US ILLEGALLY.

Here are other PC terms that are funny, but just as stupid as the one above:

A Criminal - unsavory character
A Crook - morally (ethically) challenged
Abortion - Near-Life Experience
Alcoholic - Anti-Sobriety Activist
Alive - temporarily metabolically abled.
An Immigrant - a newcomer
Assassination - involuntary term limitation
Censorship - Selective Speech
Corpse - Permanently Static Post-Human Mass
Corpse / Stiff - Metabolically Challenged
Corpse / Stiff - Terminally Inconvenienced
Cowardly - Challenge Challenged
Crime Rate - street activity index
Dishonest - Ethically disoriented.
Ignorant - factually unencumbered
Ignorant - knowledge-based nonpossessor.
Incompetent - Differently Qualified
Incompetent - Specially Skilled
Incompetent - Uniquely Proficient
Perverted - Sexually dysfunctional.
Pregnant - parasitically oppressed.
Prostitute - sex care provider
Racist - genetically discriminating


It's funny when you look at it this way, but when you apply it to our normal way of life it becomes moronic to phrase things this way.

Again, if you have not thought much about it, when you come into the US without permission, you are here ILLEGALLY!

Why should we have to pass yet another LAW on something that already is ILLEGAL.
(Hint: There is already a LAW).

How about ENFORCING the Laws on the books.

Others blogging on this:
Michelle Malkin, Captain's Quarters.