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Saturday, March 04, 2006

Paula Abdul - Drunk or High?

Paula Abdul, incoherent babbling, giggling and slurring during American Idol can only been two things I would imagine.
Was she drunk or high?

Read and you determine for yourself:

Paula Abdul - make rehab your own.

The “American Idol” judge was incoherent on last night’s live telecast, bumbling lines and giggling like she’d just emerged from a Grateful Dead concert, leaving audiences, contestants and host Ryan Seacrest more confused than a homophobic Clay Aiken fan.

When Seacrest asked Abdul why two contestants received the fewest votes, she mumbled, head in hands, “Simon said because one of them ate pizza and the other ate salad.”

A shocked Seacrest responded, “You guys realize we’re on the air?”

Abdul got it together for a few minutes, but during the second round of cuts, she was back to her odd behavior.

“What did you tell me Simon?” she said, slurring her words. “What did you tell me? Simon gave me advice and said on “The X Factor” he always refers to a fortune cookie and says the moth who finds the melon - (laugher) - finds the corn flake always finds the melon and one of you didn’t pick the right fortune.”


Seacrest wasn’t happy, but fellow judges Randy Jackson and Simon Cowell seemed amused at Abdul’s impersonation of a high teenager.

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Who are they trying to kid. There was no lead up, nothing to show this was some type of improv or stunt.

Was she drunk or high?

She already got flack from earlier on skipping through security because she was "late" for the taping of Idol.

Paula Abdul, a judge on "American Idol," won't get high marks from her fellow airline passengers, and she might be hearing from Homeland Security officials.

According to an Abdul spokesman, the former pop singer and dancer was running late Thursday, trying to make her Southwest flight at McCarran International Airport, when a group of fans mobbed her.

A Southwest representative at the scene whisked her through a back access, bypassing security, and onto the Los Angeles-bound plane.

However, upon arrival in Burbank, it was announced that security had been breached, and no one could leave the plane until the re-screening process was completed.

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Rush, Rush...
then the Airline Attendant passes her through the back way while Abdul says,
Choice is yours...
Making passengers late because she bypassed security protocol,
She was Cold Hearted
When she got to Idol taping she seemed,
Under the Influence...
But that's ok to her, because,
It's all about feeling good...

Note: Bolded are Paula Abdul songs which can be seen and heard Here.